Settle in for a Story.....in 'French

A story, as related to me by Grandma....

Emma had a pad of lined paper and was writing.

Grandma--What are you doing Emma?

Emma--I'm writing.

Grandma--What are you writing?

Emma--I'm writing in French.

Grandma--Gasp! Oh! I didn't know that you knew French Emma! How nice! Such a smart girl! What does it say?!

Emma--Grandma!! I don't know how to read in French, I only know how to write it!!! (DUUUHHHH!!!)

Malia

Tips

Jackson: Here you go mom, here is your tip for cooking Thanksgiving supper. (He digs deeeeeppp, into his pocket.) .17 cents. That is your tip.

Dylan: Here mom, I will throw in......02 more cents. Thanks for cooking.


Gee....thanks.