Washed UP!

Why is it, that when you get to a certain age, the only people that flirt with you are, old men, married men (ahem....don't be bothered with the fact that I am MARRIED, that is not the point here), toothless, smelly men or.....ahem.... women? What is up with that? You know, it would not hurt a girl's self-esteem for someone that looks like they may be able to count to 100, to flirt with her a little, to make her think she's still got it.

When this does not happen, it makes you think you are fat, run down, a has been, frumpy or you have hair growing in weird places, or something on your face, or that you are just plain undesirable! So how about it men, er, I will even take the women at this point, how about telling me I'm pretty, tell me I smell good, tell me you just like my hair! Tell me the color of my shirt brings out my eyes. Tell me that my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard! Ask me if I would like some fries with that shake? Tell me you would like to thank my momma for my genes....

Help me to think that my poor husband is not suffering with a frumpy, ugly, grey-headed, hairy, old hag!